Robin Thicke - 'Paula'

After his ever so scandalous song (featuring stunning naked ladiiiesss in it's film clip) "Blurred Lines", Robin Thicke became the talk of the town...and by 'town' I mean world. Due to this, I think is was just assumed that the release of his latest album; Paula, self-described as a 'declaration of love' to win his EX (yikes) wife Paula Patton back, would shoot him right back up there to top of the charts.

Paula Patton and Robin Thicke looking fresh

Well, if this was an album created to 'woo' Paula back over...I'm sorry, but there's a good (almost 100%) chance that it may have done the opposite. God bless ya Thickey, but you sold less than 54 copies of your album 'Paula' here in Australia. Without rubbing it in, it failed to reach the ARIA top 500 in its debut week...

Beetlejuice?

I'm being a bitch, let's not get nasty...maybe us Aussie's just didn't give it the chance it deserved. Ehh, then again, maybe we did...and it was just the lyrics such as "Should've waited patient, thanked ya, spanked ya" as well as "Every time you walked through that door, I shoulda bought white roses, good and plenty, and rubbed your toesies" scared us off. Honestly. That's really creepy. Hopefully his ex-wife was really turned on by stalk-ish creepy men, otherwise she might be running fast in the other direction like a lot of us listeners.

"I shoulda bought white roses, good and plenty, and rubbed your toesies"
Damn, forgot the roses.

I'm sorry Robin Thicke, you do have lovely, tiny ears, you resemble The Cat in the Hat like no one else, and yeah good job grinding on Miley, but perhaps your spotlight's blown its bulb...

- Stella Grace xx

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Images from:
http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/miley-cyrus-team-freaking-out-robin-thicke-bummed-after-vmas-2013268
http://www.inflexwetrust.com/2014/07/02/yikes-robin-thickes-only-expected-to-sell-how-much-of-paula-in-its-first-week/ifwt_robin-thicke-paula-patton2-7/
http://thesource.com/2014/06/18/check-out-the-artwork-tracklist-to-robin-thickes-new-album-paula/